I totally adore the ocean and spent two brief stints there before a jellyfish zapped me on the leg. I'm fine, but...

The rest of my vacation was spent swimmin' in the pool. No jellies here.

Plastic menu covers are not toys?

Milling around the hotel with Mama.

Building sandcastles by the tiki bar with mama.

Oscar decided to put his house on the market last month.

The universe responded by sending a tree through the family room wall the weekend before it was supposed to be listed...


And then a second one just a month later. We're waiting for the fire and brimstone. Or at least a qualified buyer.

Almost spring at mama's office.

Hello, my name is Oscar and this is my new british-rocker haircut.

Mama loves to make bread with me. I love to eat raw bread dough. I don't always love my cooking hat.